the MUPPETS of IDENTITY

THE MUPPETS OF IDENTITY
 
A glaring expose into this insidious cult of fuzzy friendly flappy headed friends:
 

STARRING:

MASTER OF MUPPETS

(IS PULLING YOUR STRINGS)

MASTER!

MASTER!

MIND CONTROL MUPPET MANIPULATOR

CHRIS “BEAKER” BUTLER
 
TIBBY THE GROUCH
(although he prefers the pithy ‘student of jagad guru siddhaswarupananda paramahamsa chris butler’) 
 
 
BLURRING THE LINE BETWEEN STEROID AND PHOTOSHOP ABUSE, LAST SEEN IMAGINARILY DEMOLISHING THIS AUTHOR’S FACE, IT’S 
THE LOVABLE ‘ROIDED UP POOCH!
(note the cult nips. thanks. you may proceed.) 





UP NEXT, IT’S THE POLISH SENSATION, SWEEPING THAT NATION, THE WEIRD, WILD AND WONDERFUL WANNABE AMERICAN CULT COOL GUY

JOHNNY “FOZZIE” MIDGETT


AND WE MUST NEVER FORGET THE MAN WHO MADE IT ALL POSSIBLE, SWOOPING IN WITH THE GRACE AND FINESSE OF GONZO, IT’S
PARAMAHAMSA DA DRUG SMUGGLA!
(that’s patrick bowler if you are trying to rent a villa)
 
 
 
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